*** WELCOME TO PIZZA.NET — THE WORLD'S FIRST PIZZA ORDERING SITE ON THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY *** NOW WITH 100% MORE HTML *** ORDER YOUR PIZZA WITHOUT EVER TALKING TO A HUMAN BEING *** BEST VIEWED AT 640x480 ***    

🍕 pizza.net 🍕

"the pizza's on its way... over the modem"

BEST VIEWED IN NETSCAPE NAVIGATOR 2.0 📠 NO FAX NEEDED SSL: NONE, WE TRUST YOU 100% ANIMATED GIF FREE*
🚧 SITE PERPETUALLY UNDER CONSTRUCTION SINCE 1995 🚧
YOU ARE VISITOR NUMBER SINCE THE DAWN OF THE WEB

a fan-made recreation of the fictional ordering page Angela Bennett used in The Net (1995) — the movie that decided, six years before Pizza Hut tried it for real, that ordering a pizza from a computer was the scariest thing the internet could do to you. not affiliated with Columbia Pictures, or any actual pizza. requested by @ver.ooo.

1. SIZE
2. CRUST
3. TOPPINGS (+$0.75 each)
4. DELIVERY INFO
5. PAYMENT

(this site does not collect real payment info. it does not collect anything. it does not even have a server that remembers you.)

TOTAL$8.95
GUESTBOOK (12 entries)
modem_jack — 3 days ago
finally, a website that lets me avoid human contact entirely. 10/10.
webmaster@pizza.net — 1 week ago
site's been up for 41 days straight without a reboot. we are so back.
anon_praetorian — 2 weeks ago
nice site. did NOT find anything unusual in the source. definitely didn't look.
cyberbob77 — 1 month ago
ordered a large. got a floppy disk instead. 2 stars, thrilling.
gogogadget_dsl — 1 month ago
the future is here and it's a beige computer ordering pepperoni. love that for us.
ellingson_intern — 2 months ago
please stop asking me if I've seen "the disk." I just work here.